Monday, May 30th, 2005 | 10:31
It's all about the condiments.
So today after I jammed my toast I knocked the jar off the counter. Instead of breaking or spreading jam all over the floor, it bounced once on it's side and then landed upright.
I put it back inthe fridge.
I'm going to name my first daughter Margarine and insist she rhymes with Mr. Clean.