Monday, August 5th, 2002 | 21:37
Valid while supplies last.

Does anybody want to do something? I'm terribly bored.

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, please call *******. This is a limited-time offer.

Addendum: I came to the conclusion, five minutes after posting this, that I pay for each call and that displaying the number could prove fairly expensive.

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