Upon request, Google tells me what to do with my life:
I could become an illegal immigrant, doing freelance physical labour on the streets of Chicago for less than minimum wage.
I could deal with my quarter-life crisis and then think about it some more.
I could find religion.
I could have an intentional mid-career crisis and listen to my inner voice.
I could meet a bunch of people I don't know for a get-together in NYC, as long as it's around 100$/night and close to a subway stop.
I think I might have filled out the questionaire improperly. I should have received an answer by now.