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Ever get the HORRIBLE feeling that in five years, everyone is going to be smarter, more successful, and happier than you?
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I want to get stoned. Really, really stoned. Right now.
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When I'm depressed, I find sleeping helps. When I wake up, I have totally forgotten why I wanted to kill myself. And then traffic reminds me.
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I AM NOT FUNNY.
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"I see student's council has finally come up with a name for their inclusiveness campaign: Intolerance Is Gay"
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And playing the enticing love interest: Cancer.
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