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Hell yeah, I remember� -Foo Fighters (Aurora) ----- My entries have been crappier because I haven't been spending as much time on them as I used to. I haven't been spending as much time on them because I don't really have anything to say. When I say I don't have anything to say, I actually mean I have been sitting around and noticing things just as much (maybe even more) as before but haven't had the time or memory to post them here. ----- I am consistently afraid of hurting people. This is not limited to people I love, like, or even know. ----- Should I elaborate? ----- Crescendo ----- Go! ----- I am assuming my perpetual exhaustion over the last two weeks was the result of a caffeine deficiency. ----- Coke ***************************************************** I am assuming the lack of good writings coming out of my brain and landing in my headbooknotebook is directly related to the lack of good writings going into my brain via a goodbookreadbook. ----- ----- Is Word as smart as it should be? ----- I eat white meat. I'm not sure when this started. It has something (almost everything) to do with not having to prove anything to anyone anymore. ----- I pressed random on my mp3 player and Sublime-Wrong Way came on. I never gave a second thought to the lyrics (about a father pimping his daughter to feed his seven sons) until today. I always pictured the girl looking somewhat like Julia Roberts, � la Pretty Woman. The first line of the song is "Annie's twelve years old." ----- My dad (father) might (will) be getting a G4 Powerbook for (from) work. *picks napkin off table and wipes chin* *takes towel from linen closet and wipes the floor* ----- Things I've eaten today, in order: Chocolate/vanilla marble ice cream, four spoons (onepm) Chocolate/vanilla marble ice cream, three spoons (threepm) Fried zucchini sticks, five, in fridge for three weeks, microwaved (fourpm) Homemade pizza, three pieces (tenpm) ***************************************************** I went downstairs to talk to my mom and when I got back, my computer crashed. In between the stars is the text that I recovered and deciphered. There was at least one more page (Wordsworth) of text that wasn't found. Dammit ----- What does it mean when your girlfriend calls you "stereotypically gay"? ----- My mom asked me to read the chapter she wrote for a book on corporate management in the 21st century. It was a twenty page comparison of public and private management styles. I didn't get past the introduction before going back and telling her to "reread for grammar." I was hugely disappointed with her. ----- I should get around to signing people's guestbooks. ----- In total, I have received six emails today. None of them were worthy of being read before being thrown out. ----- In the last two weeks, I have felt the urge to sneeze and then right before I did, it went away. It is getting to be very irritating. ----- I have a very strong dislike of ingrown hairs. ----- I am rather fond of love bites (because "hickey" sounds too much like "hick"). ----- I think everyone should take ten minutes from his or her day (every day) to be naked. Just lie in bed, on top of the sheets/duvet ("it's just a fucking blanket" -Tyler Durden (spelling alternatives offered by spellchecker: Darden, Durban)), and do nothing. If you get bored of doing nothing before the ten minutes is up, you might want to try poking random parts to feel what's inside. ----- I wouldn't mind being a weekend etymologist ----- Found in Webster's New World Dictionary: Second College Edition �1970 etaoin shrdlu: Two sequences of letters forming the two left-hand vertical rows of a linotype keyboard: If a linotyper makes an error in setting, he often fill out the line by running a finger down these rows, and etaoin shrdlu may thus accidentally appear in print. ----- A little while ago, I saw a word in the same dictionary with a definition that was something like "the evolution of word spelling through common mispronunciation" and the example was "cole slaw > cold slaw." I haven't been able to find it since and no one I ask has ever heard of such a word. I'm starting to think I made it up. My mind thinks it started with an "e" ----- It has been five hours since I first started writing. I have gone through four pieces of pizza, three crashes, two cans of coke, one retrieve and reconstruct and absolutely zero homework. ===== etaoin shrdlu |