To determine the difference in quality of work produced between sobriety and inebriation by means of a science lab report due tomorrow.
If I am drunk, I will still achieve the same grade (roughly 70% - 80%) as I would if I were sober.
The American Heritage Language Dictionary gives this definition of drunk: a.Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
2 Smirnoff Ice (355ml each. 7% alcohol content)(I am a lightweight)
1 Microsoft Powerpoint application program
1 Apple G3 Powerbook
- Drink 2 Smirnoffs
- Do assigned physics lab report.
- Record and post results
I do not have any instruments to guage whether or not I am legally drunk. Also, the effect of the alcohol could wear off during the course of the evening. In addition, the person marking the lab report doesn't like me very much.
2 Smirnoffs + me = drunk
Analysis: To be determined.
Conclusion: To be determined.
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