Monday, January 14th, 2002 | 23:06
I talk like I know things.

I like it when people say, "I know what your problem is. You ...".

It makes me feel famous.

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"Earlier this week, George W. Bush accidentally referred to people from Pakistan as Pakis. His aides have since cancelled his press tour to Nigeria, just in case." -Tina Fey of Weekend Update.

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I hear things make me laugh. Post here. Quote wrong. I don't care. This bad thing!

(If you were watching SNL this weekend, you knew it was funny anyway.)

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Ask me about Bruce Willis' band.

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plagiarist

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