Monday, January 14th, 2002 | 23:06
I talk like I know things.

I like it when people say, "I know what your problem is. You ...".

It makes me feel famous.


"Earlier this week, George W. Bush accidentally referred to people from Pakistan as Pakis. His aides have since cancelled his press tour to Nigeria, just in case." -Tina Fey of Weekend Update.


I hear things make me laugh. Post here. Quote wrong. I don't care. This bad thing!

(If you were watching SNL this weekend, you knew it was funny anyway.)


Ask me about Bruce Willis' band.



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