Wednesday, July 24th, 2002 | 16:21
I hate my body.

I'm sick of being out of shape. I think I might just start working out and eating right. And the first step to eating right is eating, right? I'm going to KFC.
With an "I'VE GOT IT!" that I screamed into the phone at Joe, I remembered what I wanted to tell you about. Remember when I was trying to convince you that there was a third thing you say after someone sneezes? I was watching Seinfeld and George and Elaine were talking about how he has always said, "God bless you." Jerry then turns and sneezes, to which George replies, "SHUT UP!"
Funny to me?

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