Wednesday, July 24th, 2002 | 16:21
I hate my body.

I'm sick of being out of shape. I think I might just start working out and eating right. And the first step to eating right is eating, right? I'm going to KFC.
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With an "I'VE GOT IT!" that I screamed into the phone at Joe, I remembered what I wanted to tell you about. Remember when I was trying to convince you that there was a third thing you say after someone sneezes? I was watching Seinfeld and George and Elaine were talking about how he has always said, "God bless you." Jerry then turns and sneezes, to which George replies, "SHUT UP!"
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Funny to me?

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