My mother's house smells damn funny. ----- "You mean sex and curling don't mix?" ----- I did 100 crunches this morning and then laughed at myself for doing 100 crunches. ----- Yes, it was windy last night. ----- In theory, I am a great curler. ----- "Hi, my name is Steve (and I'm the bitch of the century)!" ----- My mother made two tons of meatloaf. I'm typing this from her house. ===== She is left-handed. |