I've got a great girl and I wish that was enough. Life would be so much easier if I didn't have to think about school, work, money, wiping my own ass, and all those other things that make my life the way it is now. You know, the things that everyone else my age has to worry about?
(Except maybe someone like Paris Hilton or Enrique Inglesias. I'm sure the stereotypes in my mind that play the rich and famous on TV get people to wipe his or her ass. If, in fact, they ever poop at all.)