I've been brushing up on my French, my grandmother and my French grandmother. I keep cutting my hands in inconvenient places: knuckles, webbings, the longest line in the grocery store.
I got an "A" in my night school class and either an "A+" or an "F" in Sociology, depending on how you look at it or who you ask.
I just had an epiphany, of sorts. Jeff, remind me tomorrow to explain the "Offensive Lineman Theory".