Saturday, August 31st, 2002
Same words, same story, different date.
Saturday, August 31st, 2002
It's everything.
Friday, August 30th, 2002
One day I will die.
Thursday, August 29th 2002
If I were gingerbread, you wouldn't eat me.
Thursday, August 29th, 2002
I hope it never gets better.
Saturday, August 24th, 2002
At six feet under, roots wrap my adolescence like a blanket.
Friday, August 23rd, 2002
Living isn't the most efficient thing you cold be doing.
Wednesday, August 21st, 2002
I choked it out my coke nose.
Wednesday, August 21st, 2002
Nyquil is crap.
Tuesday, August 20th, 2002
homeopathic goat-ass
Monday, August 19th, 2002
So I'm sick as fuck.
Sunday, August 18th, 2002
I just pissed myself.
Friday, August 16th, 2002
Easy, Queasy, Beautiful
Thursday, August 15th, 2002
"All you need is love... and a power sander."
Thursday, August 15th, 2002
Three Germans and an Irishman.
Tuesday, August 13th, 2002
"I want it like a hole in the head."
Sunday, August 11th, 2002
I ruled the world of imaginary and complex roots.
Saturday, August 10th, 2002
"I don't get scared."
Saturday, August 10th, 2002
A bazillion is roughly equal to a little over a dozen.
Friday, August 9th, 2002
"Stop picking at them!"
Friday, August 9th, 2002
I am the very pineapple of politeness.
Thursday, August 8th, 2002
Mmm, that's some good purple.
Wednesday, August 7th, 2002
Just call me Alanis.
Wednesday, August 7th, 2002
Swedlovin', from memory.
Tuesday, August 6th, 2002
It's mild outside and I've got flies in my eyes.
Tuesday, August 6th, 2002
Chocolate ice cream with a plastic spoon
Monday, August 5th, 2002
Valid while supplies last.
Monday, August 5th, 2002
I do not kid. Well, maybe a little.
Monday, August 5th, 2002
Ballad of teenage woe.
Sunday, August 4th, 2002
Crushing spiders is a necessary evil.
Saturday, August 3rd, 2002
I'm ok with this.
Thursday, August 1st, 2002
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarians Take Over
Thursday, August 1st, 2002
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing