Sunday, February 29th, 2004
everything is always or something
Saturday, February 28th, 2004
I can't keep sticking my finger in my eye.
Monday, February 23rd, 2004
I like tracing because I have no art skills.
Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
Can't Get Shot in the Back (If You Don't Run)
Saturday, February 21st, 2004
"You know, Al, I just don't know what to say to that comment."
Monday, February 16th, 2004
I might be better off injecting caffeine intravenously.
Saturday, February 14th, 2004
Prepositioned within an inch of my life.
Thursday, February 12th, 2004
Using colloquialisms is the next best thing.
Thursday, February 12th, 2004
Do teams even wear their normal jerseys anymore?
Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
Odelay, Ten, Trouble at the Henhouse
Sunday, February 8th, 2004
Because I'm allowed to be petty sometimes too.
Thursday, February 5th, 2004
Can't nobody hold me down.
Wednesday, February 4th, 2004
Attribute of Tentativeness be damned! I'm getting a science tattoo.
Monday, February 2nd, 2004
Like Alex Trebek going off a cliff, I was hella tired today.
Monday, February 2nd, 2004
"Are my new bullets too big?"
Thursday, February 6th , 2003
A short message to guestbook enterer #515