Monday, March 29th, 2004
"How? I don't have a gun!"
Sunday, March 28th, 2004
Let's go ride bikes.
Sunday, March 28th, 2004
That's a mighty fine tent we have in our living room.
Thursday, March 25th, 2004
I thought you should know.
Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
I intended to go to bed a long time ago.
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004
Masturbation makes me apathetic.
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004
I don't beat around the bush.
Sunday, March 21st, 2004
I don't read enough and it shows through my spellink and grammar.
Sunday, March 21st, 2004
"Dead men tell no lies! Let's go shopping!"
Monday, March 15th, 2004
I am the best rollercoaster I've ever flown.
Sunday, March 14th, 2004
"Hey, are you being careful?"
Sunday, March 14th, 2004
I leanred to red and yuo can to.
Tuesday, March 9th, 2004
"I'll be back in fifteen minutes, but the moon is as big as a watermelon."
Tuesday, March 9th, 2004
I live in constant fear of being exploded.
Monday, March 8th, 2004
The title of "Crew Head" should come with a Xanax prescription.
Monday, March 8th, 2004
The dry-cleaning will still be cheaper than my insurance would have been.
Saturday, March 6th, 2004
Sweet dreams to all that are naked right now.
Saturday, March 6th, 2004
I am a rolling hill of moss and self-esteem issues.
Thursday, March 4th, 2004
"Seemingly, the idea can opener."
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
Strangely, it hurts.
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
Marhc. I swear, it just kinda happened.