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My sister is going to take her driving test tomorrow so naturally, as she practiced today, I would yelp, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" whenever it seemed like she was hesitating. You know, just to make her feel comfortable. I think she really appreciated it.
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"This just in: I can't read!"
"Are you sure about that? You seem to be doing alright."
"Yeah, I'm positively agfnukgh ao ghouaf gdha fu hufgah uagho uadfoi!"
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I found me a plastic battle-axe. With it, I assault people between classes. Walker beware, you've got a stalker. (It's Imagetchu, the stalker pokemon.)
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I've got me a faux-hawk, because I'm intentionally lame like that. I've also got the speaking skills of a giraffe and the social skills of an africanized bee.
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OMG! It's Joey Lawrence!
OMC! How bizarre!
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Hey kids, have you heard the news? It's hip to be square again! Take out those piercings and throw on an argyle sweater-vest. Then someone will like you enough to love you and marry you!
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pi-bonded my mittens to my jacket
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