Here's a "finish this sentence" take-home test my psych gave me:
I would like to�get away from it all.
Tomorrow I will�get up and go through the day like every other before it.
My mother�is unhealthily ambitious.
I wish that I�were left-handed.
I cannot�go on like this any more.
If only I�were a little more complacent.
I worry about�myself.
Girls�, depending on their attitude, can be incredibly sexy.
I am ashamed�that I don't speak up for myself (hey faggot!).
I am afraid�that I will live the rest of my life that way.
I hope�to die a martyr.
My father�doesn't speak up for himself to my mother enough.
I like�masturbation. (There is nothing wrong with a healthy sex life and even less fault in being open about it.)
I don't like�being so apathetic.
In school I�listen well and ignore the work.
I love�the way my stomach drops and my legs give out from a kiss of love.
Boys�, depending on their attitude, can be incredibly sexy.
It isn't nice to�fuck with people.
My teacher�needs a bigger fucking vocabulary.
There are times when�I want to act on emotion and break someone.
I hate�hollow people.
It makes me sad to�try to be happy.
If I only knew�the way it was going to be, I wouldn't have done it.
I would like most to�get out of this role.
My home is�full.
Father should�have an affair.
People think that I�will bend over and take it all the time.
I need�a tragedy.
I dream about�kissing people and fucking people and getting raped and killing people.
Sometimes I think about�getting someone to kill me.
Nobody knows that I�(should I tell you? I'll get back to that one)
The best thing that ever happened to me was�being born.
The worst thing that ever happened to me was�being born human. I would much rather be a sparrow.
My biggest problem is�my attitude.