Did you hear my head hit the desk? Figures?
On another note, keeping the driveway ornament (1989 Volkswagen Fox) is starting to sound better and better every minute. Proposed (hypothetical) modifications/repairs (once it's all mine):
Third gear (currently non-existent)
And the final thing: Tow it to the garage so they can figure out why the fuck it won't start.
Now all I need is a name for it