Go forth and masturbate.
I got a haircut today.
But I thought you were growing your hair long.
I am. The funeral is on Friday.
She died at 10:43.
The power at my house went out at 10:46.
I think I have Tourette�s Syndrome. I will be more sure once I determine exactly what Tourette�s entails.
shoot it and eat it.
*sucking on her big toe*