This just in: Jimmy Fallon's hair is funny. In a related story, Tina Fey is Hot with a capital H. ----- Masturbation with muscle relaxant. Ooooohhh, cold crotch! ----- "Do you know where we are?" asked the new university students, standing at the corner of Bank and Fifth. "Is this the 7 bus?" asked the man who shaved this morning. "Is this the stop?" asked the group heading to the Liquor Dome. "Have I had too much to drink?" said the braless woman in the black strapless minidress. ----- Everyone had somewhere to go tonight and most had very nice cars. ----- "You're less likely to get lung cancer smoking a pack of cigarettes a day than if you smoke the equivalent in marijuana." "But if you smoke a pack's worth of marijuana a day, you're not likely to care." ----- Self improvement is meditation? Guided masturbation? ===== Suliban

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