I am comatose and feeling it.
I guess I'm a winner 'cause when I open my mouth, I just get thinner. -Matthew Good (Comfortable Criminals)
It is beyond being funny. There is only lame now. Much lame.
And on top of that, I failed a physics test today. Not nearly as bad as it could have been, but my life is over anyway.
Snockered is one of the greatest words to never exist.