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Telemarketer:
Is mister Colan........................Colanadino there?
Me:
No.
Telemarketer:
Do you know when he'll be back.
Me:
He moved.
Telemarketer:
Oh, ok. Bye then.
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Is there some sort of military coup going on that requires the immediate mobilization of every uniformed and plain-clothed police officer in the Ottawa region? Because that's how many I saw while running errands this afternoon. Yes, ALL OF THEM! That includes the dozen motorcyles that bumrushed traffic sitting at a red light and parted it like the Sea of Reeds
for the convoy of suspiciously window-tinted, unmarked Impalas that sped by.
On the other hand, the world could just be going to shit and someone thought it would be a clever little joke to keep it from me for a while.
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I've got gum. It's satisfying on an almost-orgasmic level!
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