Is mister Colan........................Colanadino there?
Do you know when he'll be back.
Oh, ok. Bye then.
Is there some sort of military coup going on that requires the immediate mobilization of every uniformed and plain-clothed police officer in the Ottawa region? Because that's how many I saw while running errands this afternoon. Yes, ALL OF THEM! That includes the dozen motorcyles that bumrushed traffic sitting at a red light and parted it like the Sea of Reeds
for the convoy of suspiciously window-tinted, unmarked Impalas that sped by.
On the other hand, the world could just be going to shit and someone thought it would be a clever little joke to keep it from me for a while.
I've got gum. It's satisfying on an almost-orgasmic level!