I was going to write about the penis and its valuable role in the construction industry, but I decided it wasn't funny enough. ----- Elephantitis of the right forearm. ----- I had a psuedo-male bonding excursion with my dad today. It was fun. I like him. ----- Token Duh Statement of the Day: My mother is crazy and people are amusingly suspicious. ----- I was up until 5:45 this morning, with significant credit/blame aimed at this boy. ===== sexsmile |