Sunday, July 7th, 2002 | 21:22
Toodles for now

So I decided to get piss drunk tonight because my mom brought HER BIRTHDAY PARTY AND GUESTS to MY HOUSE!!!
things I heard abouthis one woman:
She was going to spread with horses.
There's nothing she doesn't do.

It turns out she was "going to DO A spread with horses." she was talking about a newspaper article.
and she's really a slut, so the second thing I heard right.
I'm taking a fair bit of creative licence with this entry. Shhhh.
IO have to go watch my mom open presents and cake.
This musician says, "So have you been listening to the CD [that happens to be mine]?"
Me, as blunt as can be, "No, I haven't"
Jackass resolutions

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