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So I decided to get piss drunk tonight because my mom brought HER BIRTHDAY PARTY AND GUESTS to MY HOUSE!!!
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things I heard abouthis one woman:
She was going to spread with horses.
There's nothing she doesn't do.
It turns out she was "going to DO A spread with horses." she was talking about a newspaper article.
and she's really a slut, so the second thing I heard right.
I'm taking a fair bit of creative licence with this entry. Shhhh.
IO have to go watch my mom open presents and cake.
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This musician says, "So have you been listening to the CD [that happens to be mine]?"
Me, as blunt as can be, "No, I haven't"
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Jackass resolutions
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