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You've got to be kidding?!?
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I've had my underwear on backwards all day. The entire freakin' day. I only noticed when I was changing into my soccer shorts. As hilarious, and I do mean HI-larious, as it was, I am surprised I didn't notice until six o'clock.
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I love sweat when there is no one I have to smell good for. I find it very satisfying to have it drip off my nose while rollerblading.
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Sometimes, I like to pretend you can see me.
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"Sadly, I am Bradley."
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There is nothing more shocking than accidentally dumping very cold water all over your nether regions.
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"Did he just say, 'She's got a nudist guise?'"
"No, it was 'new disguise'."
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And nothing short of war and death and money will ever fucking change your mind. -Matthew Good Band (Native Son)
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Vermilion
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