Tuesday, June 19th, 2001 | 0:05
Welcome home dad

My dad went on a business trip to Vancouver for a week. He came back today. He hadn't been in the house for five minutes before the dog threw up on the carpet. There is nothing better to remind you of your role as a parent than cleaning up vomit.



sweat+(water x 0)=dehydration


quickdrunk+Twitch City=hilarity


Twitch City is my favourite (or one of my favourite) canadian television show(s). I was going to say "favourite canadian sitcom," but when I tried to, I couldn't think of more than one other.


Does anyone know the identity of Warp?


I have to pee.

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