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Yesterday, The Family went out for Mandarin Food. It was my parents twentieth anniversary. They slept in separate beds last night, and I thought, "Good for them." ----- I dislike fortune cookies that spew redundant nonsense. ----- "Every time you see an exclamation mark, turn it into a DAMMIT. For example, birthday invitations would read, "Come to my party, DAMMIT!" Think of it as a little flavour for normally bland linguistic situations. [My brother is a genius, DAMMIT!] ----- I haggled my way from an 86 to a 94%. I laughed hysterically and proceeded to have a heart attack. ----- You're possessed by a power bigger than the pain. -Everclear (Heartspark Dollarsign) ----- Getting dressed this morning, I put on the ring my lover gave me and accidentally dropped the one I bought myself. [That's the way my mind works.] ----- Barry Webb, Sales Representative, looks like Steve Buscemi. ----- Size matters, and for stable bus rides, I prefer shorter ones. ----- She is perpetual Kathy; She is always the same. -Everclear (Her Brand New Skin) ----- My hair gets better the less I wash it. ----- I appreciate that you went for it and then went down hard. It's the fact that you came up swinging that I have a problem with." [Read into it.] ===== Bus riding |