Friday, July 11th, 2003 | 16:14
Sadly, I haven't talked to Marissa Balgrabr in a while.
I checked my old email account and I had five new mails. It must mean I'm popular if I'm getting messages from Ashly Hotits, Shelly Greatbuns, Christina Bangmylips, Monica Wetbeaver and Lisa Cokgrabr.
"Does it really say, 'Call me Ishmael,' at the beginning?"
"I don't know. I didn't get that far."